Finally: Secrets Of Bingley Fashion Revealed!

Yes, Gentle Reader, long have I closely held these Key Secrets of Style close to my chest, and used them masterfully to my great advantage.

But now I have decided to share them with you, so that you too may enjoy the fruits of my labors.

Everyday Office:

(It’s like Garanimals for adults)


Relaxing at Home:


And for that Special Night Out:


These are my gifts to You, Gentle Reader.


7 Responses to “Finally: Secrets Of Bingley Fashion Revealed!”

  1. Cripes Suzette says:

    I wouldike the record to show that when I first met Sami, he had a pale blue leisure just like that one which he had whipped up with his own two hands on his sewing machine. That man has no idea how much he owes to my subsequent influence.

  2. Mr. Bingley says:

    Pictures! We demand pictures!

  3. JeffS says:

    [….pouring bleach into my eyes…]

  4. Syd B. says:

    If I wore that blue jump suit, that belt would be screaming.

  5. nightfly says:

    Ah, truth in advertising: you really would have to be color blind to drape that Wrelater stuff all over yourself.

    Also, the W is not silent. It stands for “wanker,” as in, “You wankers made me type the word Wrelater.”

    In the grand nostalgic tradition of the Friday Eff-Off – Wrangler can eff right off in a pair of rusty-barbed-wire-wrapped jeans, acid-washed while being worn, to a loop of disco versions of classic country-western standards.

  6. Syd B. says:

    While you’re rifling through your closets, you may want to listen to some oldies from your vinyl collection. Get a load of the hair.

  7. Kate P says:

    And my dad INSISTS he keep these eyesores at the back of the closet because he just KNOWS they are coming back around again. Ew! No!

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