First They Came for the Christmas Light Display…Then They Came for the Front Yard Garden

And then? Oh, yes.

The bunny suit.

Idaho police tell man to stop wearing bunny suit

Police in Idaho Falls said on Tuesday they have told a 34-year-old man to stop wearing a bunny suit in public after residents complained that he has been frightening children.

Police warned Idaho Falls resident William Falkingham after a woman said she saw him dressed in the costume, peeking at her young son from behind a tree and pointing his finger like a gun, according to a police report.

An investigation of the sighting led officers to question other neighbors, “who expressed that they were greatly disturbed by Falkingham and his bunny suit,” the report said.

Neighbors also reported that Falkingham occasionally wears a tutu with the bunny suit, police said in a statement.

Falkingham told police that while he “enjoys wearing the suit,” he understood the concerns, and that he could be cited as a public nuisance for that type of behavior, Idaho Falls Police Department spokeswoman Joelyn Hansen said.

You all know what I’d say. Starts with “bite”, ends with “me” and they’d have to watch out.

In a bunny suit, I’m dynamite.

4 Responses to “First They Came for the Christmas Light Display…Then They Came for the Front Yard Garden”

  1. Gunslinger says:

    I think it really depends on the bunny suit in question.

  2. JeffS says:

    Well, first, having been to Idaho Falls a time or two, I can safely say that their tolerance for the bizarre is a bit lower than most American cities of similar size. The bunny suit, I mean, not the gun gesture.

    Second, anyone wearing a bunny suit in this weather has got to be nuts.

    And, third, I dunno…..wearing a tutu over a bunny suit? That sounds a trifle clashing. Aren’t there dress rules about this, like wearing a bow tie after 6 PM, or not wearing white slacks after September?

  3. JeffS says:

    And, Guns, you’re right, it really DOES depend on the bunny suit in question……

  4. Ave says:

    It also depends on the body inside the bunny suit, doncha think?

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