For Ave

…where ever this may find her

categories Fun | | datetime May 23, 2012 2:43 pm

16 Responses to “For Ave”

  1. mojo says:
    May 23, 2012 at 3:06 pm

    I’m sorry, but on which planet does this strike someone as a good idea?

  2. tree hugging sister says:
    May 23, 2012 at 4:24 pm

    Well, that’s just weird. Bingley thought shit like that well nigh hilarious when it was tiny Crusader getting jammed into stuff.

  3. tree hugging sister says:
    May 23, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    Oh, and hung FROM it, tethered TO it, dragged along BEHIND it…

  4. NJSue says:
    May 23, 2012 at 4:39 pm

    My sister convinced my 3-year-old self that the dryer was a great place to hide during hide and seek.

    I sometimes wonder what might have been without the brain damage.

  5. JeffS says:
    May 23, 2012 at 6:21 pm

    Funny, Sis, I thought Bingley was the one who was stuffed. My bad.

  6. Mr. Bingley says:
    May 23, 2012 at 7:12 pm

    Well, I reckon you would have had the sense to stay away from me, dear, so, er, yeah, she hosed you.

  7. Mr. Bingley says:
    May 23, 2012 at 7:14 pm

    Sis, I NEVER “stuffed” Dear Little Brother into anything mechanical.

    Large stock pots on the stove.

    On the lit stove, sure.

  8. tree hugging sister says:
    May 23, 2012 at 7:33 pm

    Don’t go taking credit for something Mountain Man did…

  9. Greg Newsom says:
    May 24, 2012 at 12:44 am

    Notice they didn’t turn it on after putting the child in there.I grew up around these kind of low-life people.Their goal is to ‘get money’,not earn money.So, it’s fake scam after,hurt knee scam.Kinda like
    all the Cops nowadays with fake disability claims.

  10. Ave says:
    May 24, 2012 at 4:57 am

    Darlingest NJSue, you know I love you very much, even while that dryer was going ’round and ’round, which clearly helped form you into the incomparable woman you are today! Never mind that your 3-yr-old self was not able to realize I was the Seeker in that particular game…and playing to win…

  11. Mr. Bingley says:
    May 24, 2012 at 5:58 am

    Well, I was a happy willing enabler.

    And I did cut the carrots over him.

  12. Mark says:
    May 24, 2012 at 7:13 am

    Wow… Just wow.

    Now I grew up with two older brothers, and for a time we lived in a house with a laundry chute – a straight shot from top floor to basement. So, um, I know about “bad laundry ideas”. But my brothers were kids too. Vicious, nasty, brutal kids, but kids never the less. But parents doing what they did? Absolutely criminal.

  13. Mark says:
    May 24, 2012 at 7:16 am

    From the Youtube page – these people ARE NOT the parents:

    *Edited: Just received an update from the police, these guys are NOT the parents, the girl in the video is apparently the babysitter, and the guy is her friend. This babysitter is going to get fired. The parents are going to be pissed when they see this video.**

    **Note** The kid is okay, he came out with only a few bruises. And was taken to the hospital after the event.

  14. Mr. Bingley says:
    May 24, 2012 at 9:26 am

    Here’s a different “spin” on it, Mark.

  15. Syd B. says:
    May 24, 2012 at 10:52 am

    Good thing they didn’t use bleech.

  16. Skyler says:
    May 24, 2012 at 4:02 pm

    That makes me ill.

    That man should never be allowed near children again,

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