For When You Absolutely, Positively

…have to go through that TSA scanner.


4th Amendment Metallic ink-printed undershirts and underwear.

Assert your rights without saying a word.

Freaking GENIUS.

The kids’ boxers are (AiYEE!!) caustic.

God bless the American entrepreneur.

10 Responses to “For When You Absolutely, Positively”

  1. JeffS says:

    I’ll buy one for my upcoming flights.

    And just because.

  2. Dr Alice says:

    Brilliance like this makes me have faith that America will continue to thrive. Seriously, this is awesome.

  3. Julie says:

    Maybe if I wear that, it will piss them off enough that I can finally get the full body search I so desperately crave…

  4. colin says:

    I remember those TSA newbies when they were fresh out of McDonalds nervous and not a little scared, how they’ve grown.

  5. Skyler says:

    Yeah, I saw those yesterday. I am very close to buying some but I’d like to be sure that they work in the naked viewer. Their pictures show xrays, not the naked viewing machine.

  6. JeffS says:

    They should work, Skyler. An x-ray machine uses a stronger radiation source than the airport scanners. One article noted “…it would take 5,000 scans to equal the radiation dose from a single X-ray. ” Logic indicates that the scanners should pick up the metallic lettering easily.

    But I see your point. X-rays work by going through the body to expose a film. Scanners work by backscatter radiation or (and I wasn’t aware of this until I Binged it) by millimeter frequency wave (“radio”) reflection.

    The lettering on the underclothing *could* send back a stronger signal than flesh would, and thus be readable. Alternately, the backscatter/reflected signal might hit the letter from the back, possibly resulting in random “noise”.

    Hard to say which way. Only testing will show that.

  7. Laura says:

    That would so get you anally probed by the fuckers.

  8. ricki says:

    Then someone needs to market a 4th Amendment Bunghole Cover.

  9. Gary from Jersey says:

    Now I know what I’m getting everyone for Christmas.

  10. tree hugging sister says:

    Now, the bra has the TSA emblem for nipple covers, ricki! I thought that was a particularly clever use of a circle…jerk.

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