Forget That Rubio Guy: If You We Start Sending Raising Me Money NOW

…I’ll have enough to SCORE THIS at the auction next month!

World’s Most Expensive Whisky to be Auctioned in November

The world’s most expensive bottle of whisky, a one-of-a-kind crystal Lalique decanter holding the oldest and rarest Macallan single malt ever (above), will be auctioned off by Sotheby’s in New York on November 15 for an estimated $150,000 or more.

Awwww, look! It’s e’en got a wee bridge over a wee babblin’ burn! (And just happens tae be majorrrrr dad’s most favorrrrritest single malt inna the whole wide world!)

So, herrrrre’s tha deal ~ fra the money foine and generrrrous donations ye’ll be parrrtin’ wi’, frae tha parposes of ma purchasin’ said foine aromatic ambrosia in decorative crystal, I’ll be invitin’ donors after the successful conclusion of said auction ta me wee cottage in coastal Florida. Therrrre ye’ll be ma guests and invited ta take a wee, quick sniff a’ the fragrant, peaty liquor enclosed in tha decorative crystal decanter as I lift the stopper out frae a split second. ‘N ye’ll also be allowed ta take a color photo of me ~ that’s rrrrright ~ a’ ME, wi’ me decorative crystal bottle nestled against me ample bosom, ‘n I’ll be proud tae autograph it frae I send ya home tae ye dull lives.

How’s that?

‘N ye thought I’d thrrrow ye over once I’d got me bottle.

Now, I need tae get ma Paypal link (“”) oop ‘n rrrrunnin’, ‘n ye can get yer pennies taegether, no?

14 Responses to “Forget That Rubio Guy: If You We Start Sending Raising Me Money NOW”

  1. Gunslinger says:

    Sorry. I wish I could help you out but I’m busted after buying a bottle of my favorite tonic last night.

  2. tree hugging sister says:

    Ye’ve a month ta save oop and send me somethin’, anna know ye’ll nae stiff me.

  3. Whoa…. I have a bottle of Shalimar made by Lalique. I can’t begin to imagine the true worth of this bottle of nectar 😉

  4. Yojimbo says:

    WOW! Pictures of your ample bosom ya say! Count me in. Of course, this months contribution to the Bingley For Just About Everything campaign fund may be somewhat light.

    Speaking of Rubio and other excellent candidates writ large, I’ll be voting next week so I hope the Bingley Absentee Ballot Trust is ready to open its doors if you catch my drift.

  5. Mr. Bingley says:

    I would get it for you Sis, but I just know one of the dogs would knock it over.

  6. tree hugging sister says:

    HEY! I gotta SPOT for it, so SHADDUP already!

  7. Rob says:

    Not a total loss, Mr B, unless they slurp it up. Mine went for gin more than whiskey.

  8. tree hugging sister says:

    THEY’RE NOT going to have a SHOT at it, ’cause it’s going to be SAFE, like YOUR MONEY, when you send it TO ME!!!

    What in the SAM HELL is all this quibbling?? Time’s a wasting!!

  9. Dave E. says:

    I seriously considered shifting some of my considerable liquor budget resources your way, THS. However, there are entire families in Chippewa Falls, WI and Clermont, KY who are depending on me.

    The children, THS, think of the children.

  10. tree hugging sister says:

    Who wouldn’t even BE there, if it wasn’t for their Scottish and French heritage, which simply MUST be preserved! (DUH!)

    Send me money.

  11. mojo says:

    “Laphroig! Laphroig!”

    (Noises off, as dissenter is pummeled)

  12. Fausta says:

    Wow. Just wow.

  13. major dad says:

    I got my own ideas of the “ample bosom” and that decanter…

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