Funny, I Thought He* Drove…

a Subaru

Police in Zululand say they seized two cows and two goats found squashed into the back of a tiny Fiat Uno.
…Police chased one overloaded Fiat Uno into the night, after receiving a tip-off at around 0300.
The driver abandoned the car after he realised he was being followed and ran off into the bushes.
All the seats except the driver’s had been taken out and the cows and goats loaded in their place

Looks like He* had to cancel a party a few weeks ago, too

The authorities say in another instance the rustlers managed to cram two cows and seven goats into a Toyota Tazz before being pulled over.

These poor creatures who escaped His* clutches will get the help they need

Police said they hoped these animals would be given a trauma debriefing – but did not elaborate on what that would entail.

Oh, I’d guess a barbecue will be involved.
*The name has been left out to protect our Dear Friend.

6 Responses to “Funny, I Thought He* Drove…”

  1. The_Real_JeffS says:

    What’s with the cows? He* could have stuffed another 6-8 goats into the space filled by the bovines.
    *: The name has been left out to protect our Dear Friend.

  2. John says:

    Variety is the spice of our friend’s life, Jeff…

  3. The_Real_JeffS says:

    True, John, but that’s going pretty far out of field. Into the pasture, in fact. Even for him*.

  4. I don’t know what Cull…er…our dear friend drives.

  5. Cullen says:

    He did say he was getting out of town this past weekend.

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