Get Ready For The Earthquakes!
It is a well-known fact that scantily-clad women cause earthquakes.
“Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,” Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media.
Especially scantily-clad Muslim women.
Most especially scantily-clad Muslim women who went to Catholic school
A 24-year-old Lebanese immigrant has been crowned Miss U.S.A.
Rima Fakih, from Dearborn, Michigan, is believed to be the first Muslim to win the pageant despite nearly stumbling over in her evening gown last night.
Born in Lebanon, she emigrated with her parents to the U.S. as a baby. She was raised in New York and attended a Catholic school.
Look, right over there, I see men whose chastity I shall corrupt so the very earth will open up and swallow them for their perfidy”
Women are so very very bad.
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May 17, 2010 9:11 am
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I’m guessing Iran won’t be on her Miss USA itinerary. Earthquakes?
If that were true, how did Atlantic City escape utter destruction all those years? They even have gambling and stuff.
Myself, I consider earthquakes a small price to pay for the presence of lovely ladies.
Scantily-clad lovely ladies, I should have said.
And there appears to be a downside to the new Miss USA.
Yeah, especially lovely ladies in a dress like that. Perfidy wasn’t the first thing that came to mind when I saw that picture, inexplicable as that may seem.
Hmm,”perfidy”-“Perfidia” Why yes, Casablanca is one of my favorite movies. Thank you for asking.:)
Why in eartgh are they asking questions about immigration laws and insurance coverage for birth control? Good grief! What is their stance on the upcoming VAT?
Er, why on earth…. Tears of regret and all that.
The “Miss USA” contest has become political in nature, Yojimbo. If I watched it (and I haven’t for years), I’d hit the mute button, and play appropriate background music.
“Look, right over there, I see men whose chastity I shall corrupt so the very earth will open up and swallow them for their perfidy”
Earthquake Schmerthquake, I’m jumping to the head of that line!
Rowfff!
I’ll bet she could make the earth move for somebody, just saying…
She certainly could, major dad!
Oh, and here’s an update on the new Miss USA’s, ummmm, issues.
And following on your comment, major dad, it appears that she won an amateur stripping contest a few years ago.
I know that, as a married man, you aren’t interested in such things [wink wink]. But there are certainly intellectual issues, regarding, ummmmmm, societal intercourse.
So to speak.
TRJ: Major dad is simply trying to keep abreast of the issues. How do you win a stripper contest without stripping? Not the kind of change we were promised I’m thinking.
And in keeping with my quest to stay abreast of the issues; from my research seems that Miss U.S.of A is quite skilled on the use of poles, probably all manner of them…
Well, it’s clear that this is one person whom I wouldn’t mind touching with any pole, be it 10 feet long, or 10 inches…..
She certainly could, major dad!
Oh, and here’s an update on the new Miss USA’s, ummmm, issues.
And following on your comment, major dad, it appears that she won an amateur stripping contest a few years ago.
I know that, as a married man, you aren’t interested in such things [wink wink]. But there are certainly intellectual issues, regarding, ummmmmm, societal intercourse.
So to speak.