Given the U.S. Open Starts at Oakmont Tomorrow
…AND given the course’s devious, crippling, water hazard free layout…
Golfers would do well to stock up before reaching No. 8 at this week’s U.S. Open. Grab some water, a few bananas, maybe an energy bar.
Better yet, hire a Sherpa
.
…coupled with the club’s logo…
…one might be tempted to say this is an omen….
Angry Squirrel Finished Off by Crutch
An unusually aggressive squirrel attacked three people in a German town before its last victim finished it off with a crutch, police said Wednesday.
…if one believed in that sort of thing.
Mynd you møøse skvirl bites kan be pretti nasti.
So, THS, are you gonna go spike all the bird (i.e. squirrel) feeders in the neighborhood with vodka?
Squirrels are evil. I thought you knew that.