Given the U.S. Open Starts at Oakmont Tomorrow

…AND given the course’s devious, crippling, water hazard free layout

Golfers would do well to stock up before reaching No. 8 at this week’s U.S. Open. Grab some water, a few bananas, maybe an energy bar.
Better yet, hire a Sherpa

…coupled with the club’s logo…

…one might be tempted to say this is an omen….

Angry Squirrel Finished Off by Crutch
An unusually aggressive squirrel attacked three people in a German town before its last victim finished it off with a crutch, police said Wednesday.

…if one believed in that sort of thing.
Mynd you møøse skvirl bites kan be pretti nasti.

2 Responses to “Given the U.S. Open Starts at Oakmont Tomorrow”

  1. John says:

    So, THS, are you gonna go spike all the bird (i.e. squirrel) feeders in the neighborhood with vodka?

  2. Squirrels are evil. I thought you knew that.

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