Giving Someone the Bird

…is very bad for the bird.

Baby Penguin Is Stolen From Zoo
LONDON – A baby penguin thought to have been snatched from a zoo as a quirky festive gift is unlikely to survive until Christmas Day, his keeper warned Tuesday.

Now, give the little guy back, you filthy, cradle robbing, baby snatching, bird bagging, penguin pinching BASTARDS !!
Have you seen this flightless bird?
Then dial “1-GOT-PEN-GUIN” and you’ll be able to sleep at night.

2 Responses to “Giving Someone the Bird”

  1. Ken Summers says:

    “Pen-gu-ins is practic’ly chickens”

  2. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Yes, I hear they are tasty.
    Maybe someone thought it was a featherless turkey?

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