Goat Sucker Unveiled
Well, we were all on the edge of our seats about this, especially given a Certain Person’s* disappearance of late, but rest assured: according to (and I kid you not) KENS-TV
SAN MARCOS, Texas (AP) — The results are in: The ugly, big-eared animal found during the summer in southern Texas is not the mythical, bloodsucking chupacabra. It’s just a plain old coyote.
Biologists at Texas State University announced Thursday night they had identified the hairless doglike creature.
KENS-TV of San Antonio provided a tissue sample from the animal for testing.
“The DNA sequence is a virtually identical match to DNA from the coyote,” biologist Mike Forstner said in a statement. “This is probably the answer a lot of folks thought might be the outcome. I, myself, really thought it was a domestic dog, but the Cuero Chupacabra is a Texas Coyote.”
Stay tuned for any more breaking announcements on this story.
*The Certain Person’s name has been changed to protect the innocent friendly.
Fun | Mr. Bingley | 
November 2, 2007 7:07 am
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I was beating on ManBearGoat, myself. Oh, well!
I hope to god you meant to say “betting.”
KENS-TV is a scary, scary thought. For some reason I picture lots of reruns of MASH and a lot of banjo music.
The Deliverance Channel, as it were, Cullen.
(HAHAHAHAHaaa, Skyler! ::snickersnickersnicker::)
And hare lips, Cullen.
I hope to god you meant to say “betting.”
Yes. Yes, I did mean “betting”. Sigh.
Christ. I pay taxes in Texas.
I watched them hyping this pile of whale shit all evening for the local “news,” too.
Have I mentioned that I pay taxes in Texas? Bexar County?
ManBexarPig County?
KENS-TV. That sounds pretty cool.