Gore Lied!

I need to emit more carbon, dang it.

13 Responses to “Gore Lied!”

  1. JeffS says:

    And New Jersey is known as “The Garden State”.

  2. Laura says:

    Dayumm. It’s going to be 50 degrees here today.

  3. major dad says:

    No, no didn’t you get the memo Bing? It’s cold because global warming is occuring. Don’t you get it?

  4. Gary from Jersey says:

    Cleared a path to the gas grill first thing this morning. We’ll be carbonizing to save the planet.

  5. nightfly says:

    We’re in a tough spot. The normal methane contributions from Taco Bell are down 16% over the past week.

  6. JeffS says:

    What, ‘fly, did they decrease the number of rat asses in their tacos?

  7. major dad says:

    Rat ass futures are through the roof…

  8. nightfly says:

    Well, we WERE just told to win the future. Rat asses are clearly the key. We just cross the Bridge to the 21st Century™ to get there. (They DID finally get around to building that, right? I mean, that’s what the Spendulus was for.)

  9. If someone is genuinely curious, they can view this explanation of why it’s so cold during a period of global warming:

  10. Mr. Bingley says:

    You lost me at ‘climate deniers’.

  11. tree hugging sister says:

    I already posted ABC’s version (which is minus the freaky voice) of that hooey.

  12. tree hugging sister says:

    As if I gave a rat’s ass what those discredited, number manipulating hockey stickers try to pull out THEIR asses next to cover their miserable FRAUD anyway.

  13. nightfly says:

    Yup. In fact… I feel a song coming on!

    When blizzards in this world appear
    And cover people far and near
    Clogging streets that should stay clear
    The cry goes up from science, sneering
    Climate Change!
    Climate Change!

    Global Warming
    Global Cooling
    It’s the same
    And there’s no fooling
    Climate Change!
    Oh-whoa-oh climate change!

    When in this world the headlines read
    Of storms that wreck what people need
    Disasters no-one could foresee
    Cashing in with blinding speed
    It’s Climate Change!
    Climate Change!

    Storms and heat waves
    Roar of thunder
    It’s your fault
    So say the lawyers
    Climate Change!
    Oh-whoa-oh climate change!

    When in the news you see the lies
    The data’s cooked, the theory dies
    No-one can check with their own eyes
    They simply wave their Nobel Prize
    For Climate Change!
    Climate Change!

    We’re the smart ones
    You’re just peons
    Shut your pie-holes
    Pay your fair share
    Climate Change!
    Oh-whoa-oh climate change!

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