Gosh, He’s Just the Cleverest Present EVER, Don’t You Think?

What rapier-like wit! What a uniter!

President Obama Says ‘Maybe Congress Couldn’t Understand the Whole Jobs Bill at Once’

ASHEVILLE, N.C. – On the tarmac of an airport badly in need of repair, President Obama this morning launched his second bus tour since August, formally announcing that his jobs bill would be broken up into parts and taking an even more combative tone with Congress.

Maybe they couldn’t understand the whole thing at once,” the president said to laughter.

“We’re going to break it up into bite-sized pieces, so they –they can take a thoughtful approach…We’re going to give members of Congress another chance to step up to the plate and do the right thing.”

I swear. If you look up “douche” in the M-W, it’s got his happy little jug-eared mug right next to the definition.

3 Responses to “Gosh, He’s Just the Cleverest Present EVER, Don’t You Think?”

  1. aelfheld says:

    This from a man who requires a teleprompter to speak to elementary school students.

  2. Gary from Jersey says:

    So this is a guy who drives a bus on a runway. Racists.

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