Gosh, He’s Just the Cleverest Present EVER, Don’t You Think?
What rapier-like wit! What a uniter!
President Obama Says ‘Maybe Congress Couldn’t Understand the Whole Jobs Bill at Once’
ASHEVILLE, N.C. – On the tarmac of an airport badly in need of repair, President Obama this morning launched his second bus tour since August, formally announcing that his jobs bill would be broken up into parts and taking an even more combative tone with Congress.
“Maybe they couldn’t understand the whole thing at once,” the president said to laughter.
“We’re going to break it up into bite-sized pieces, so they –they can take a thoughtful approach…We’re going to give members of Congress another chance to step up to the plate and do the right thing.”
I swear. If you look up “douche” in the M-W, it’s got his happy little jug-eared mug right next to the definition.
Media, Nanny State, People, Politics | tree hugging sister | 
October 17, 2011 12:36 pm
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This from a man who requires a teleprompter to speak to elementary school students.
So this is a guy who drives a bus on a runway. Racists.
Dear Tree Hugging Sister,
Expect a strongly worded letter arriving via certified mail in the next 2-3 days, accusing you of defamation and demanding that you immediately take action to restore the once pristine image of C.B. Fleet Company’s flagship product, the Summer’s Eve Delicate Blossom Cleansing Wash. Failure to comply will result in immediate legal action.
Had you not been so malicious in your desire to discredit and insult the C.B. Fleet Company, you might have realized that a “club size” quantity of the aforementioned Summer’s Eve Delicate Blossom Cleansing Wash is exactly what the White House needs right now: a gentle product that quickly washes away all that is rotten, stinky, and embarrassing, and leaves the country feeling clean, fresh, and ready to once again lead the world with dignity and confidence.
Respectfully,
C.B. Fleet Company