Headline Of The Century?

Gordon Ramsay’s Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den in Wales

The story lives up to the headline.

10 Responses to “Headline Of The Century?”

1. aelfheld says:

   January 26, 2012 at 10:54 am

   So, we’re down to six?

2. JeffS says:

   January 26, 2012 at 11:30 am

   Snow White was not available for comment.

3. Dave E. says:

   January 26, 2012 at 11:41 am

   Wait a minute, this happened four months ago and we’re just finding out about it now? That’s not the sort of timely dwarf porn news we’ve come to expect from you, Mr. B. I’m very disappointed.

4. David Crawford says:

   January 26, 2012 at 12:03 pm

   Dave E.,

   When it comes to an untimely death in dwarf porn we all grieve in our own way. Some get over it quickly. Others, like Mister B, well, they take a little longer. Please, respect his manner, and length, of grieving. He’d do the same for you.

5. Dave E. says:

   January 26, 2012 at 2:24 pm

   You’re right, David. Bingley has always been especially sensitive to seeing a promising career cut short.

6. Mr. Bingley says:

   January 26, 2012 at 2:59 pm

   As the departed said “quit badgering me!”

7. Yojimbo says:

   January 26, 2012 at 3:17 pm

   I guess he’s no longer a member of the porn guild.

8. Gunslinger says:

   January 26, 2012 at 6:39 pm

   I wonder if Gordon Ramsey will attend the funeral?

9. Dr Alice says:

   January 26, 2012 at 7:13 pm

   I must say that definitely beats “Headless Body in Topless Bar.”

10. tree hugging sister says:

    January 29, 2012 at 10:13 am

    Another dwarf star winked out in the cosmos and gone underground.