Headline Of The Century?

Gordon Ramsay’s Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den in Wales

The story lives up to the headline.

10 Responses to “Headline Of The Century?”

  1. aelfheld says:

    So, we’re down to six?

  2. JeffS says:

    Snow White was not available for comment.

  3. Dave E. says:

    Wait a minute, this happened four months ago and we’re just finding out about it now? That’s not the sort of timely dwarf porn news we’ve come to expect from you, Mr. B. I’m very disappointed.

  4. David Crawford says:

    Dave E.,

    When it comes to an untimely death in dwarf porn we all grieve in our own way. Some get over it quickly. Others, like Mister B, well, they take a little longer. Please, respect his manner, and length, of grieving. He’d do the same for you.

  5. Dave E. says:

    You’re right, David. Bingley has always been especially sensitive to seeing a promising career cut short.

  6. Mr. Bingley says:

    As the departed said “quit badgering me!”

  7. Yojimbo says:

    I guess he’s no longer a member of the porn guild.

  8. Gunslinger says:

    I wonder if Gordon Ramsey will attend the funeral?

  9. Dr Alice says:

    I must say that definitely beats “Headless Body in Topless Bar.”

  10. tree hugging sister says:

    Another dwarf star winked out in the cosmos and gone underground.

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