Headline Of The Day

From my local Asbury Park Press

“Fate of South Brunswick man accused of strangling parents now in hands of jury”

6 Responses to “Headline Of The Day”

  1. Dave E. says:

    Think they’ll wring him up?

  2. Yojimbo says:

    Geez, Dave: get a grip will ya.

    But they have just layers, upon layers, upon layers of editors and such.

  3. Mr. Bingley says:

    I wonder who fingered him?

  4. Gary from Jersey says:

    That boy’s under their thumbs now.

  5. Yojimbo says:

    I just hope the jury will knuckle-down here and render a verdict soon.

    Obviously, this was not prestidigitations finest hour.

  6. “He reminds me of the man who murdered both his parents, and then when sentence was about to be pronounced pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan.” ~Abraham Lincoln

    Sorry to leave the pun-fest – but that story just reminded me of the quote.

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