Headline Of The Day

From my local Asbury Park Press

“Fate of South Brunswick man accused of strangling parents now in hands of jury”

6 Responses to “Headline Of The Day”

1. Dave E. says:

   November 17, 2010 at 6:39 pm

   Think they’ll wring him up?

2. Yojimbo says:

   November 17, 2010 at 10:15 pm

   Geez, Dave: get a grip will ya.

   But they have just layers, upon layers, upon layers of editors and such.

3. Mr. Bingley says:

   November 17, 2010 at 11:07 pm

   I wonder who fingered him?

4. Gary from Jersey says:

   November 18, 2010 at 9:15 am

   That boy’s under their thumbs now.

5. Yojimbo says:

   November 18, 2010 at 11:47 am

   I just hope the jury will knuckle-down here and render a verdict soon.

   Obviously, this was not prestidigitations finest hour.

6. Kathy Kinsley says:

   November 19, 2010 at 6:36 pm

   “He reminds me of the man who murdered both his parents, and then when sentence was about to be pronounced pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan.” ~Abraham Lincoln

   Sorry to leave the pun-fest – but that story just reminded me of the quote.