Michael “Flathead” Blanchard

1944 ~ 2012
A Celebration of the life of Michael “Flathead” Blanchard will be held on April 14th, 3 pm 8160 Rosemary St, Commerce City. Weary of reading obituaries noting someone’s courageous battle with death, Mike wanted it known that he died as a result of being stubborn, refusing to follow doctors’ orders and raising hell for more than six decades. He enjoyed booze, guns, cars and younger women until the day he died.

Goes on for a bit as he cracks on relatives and ends up…

As the Celebration will contain Adult material we respectfully ask that no children under 18 attend.

Aw…he DID have a sense of decorum!

Like they say over at The Daily Caller, where I first spied this,

“…we sure wish we could have known him when he was alive.”

Amen to that. Rest in peace…or whatever works for you, Mike!

One Response to “Hell”

  1. Kathy Kinsley says:

    That man was an American. And few who aren’t would ever understand why his site is overwhelmed by people saying “YEAH!”.

    I hope he’s in heaven, raising some hell. 😉

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