He’s Not Ronery

Say “Hello” to Kim Jon-Il’s heir, Kim Jong-Chol

North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il’s son and heir apparent, Kim Jong-Chol, toured Germany earlier this month to see concerts by rock star Eric Clapton.
Fuji TV broadcast secretly filmed footage showing a man resembling Kim Jong-Chol accompanied by his apparent girlfriend and several North Korean bodyguards.

Perhaps instead of Jimmy Carter, next time we need a Special Envoy to North Korea I suggest we send Arnold Schwarzenegger, since Jong-Chol may be literally a bit of a, um…girly man:

Seoul’s Chosun Ilbo newspaper said Jong-Chol traveled to France and other European countries earlier this month to visit a hospital. Jong-Chol reportedly suffers from a rare illness that results in his body producing excessive amounts of female hormones.

“Sigh. Why can’t everyone be intelligent like me?”

4 Responses to “He’s Not Ronery”

  1. “girly-man”?
    Sounds like he’s just a feckin’ p-word.

  2. Tainted Bill says:

    You mispelled “interrigent”.

  3. Mr. Bingley says:

    I’m looking for a Kim Jong-Il spelling plugin, Bill.

  4. Cullen says:

    He looks like that kid from From Dusk ’til Dawn.

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