Hey, Everybody! GREAT News!!

(Or not, as it were.)

@jaketapper Deputies of relevant agencies meeting in White House Situation room right now to discuss Libya.

How ’bout that. Finally got around to it before the end of the week.

Some kinda frickin’ record or something.

Bingley Update: BREAKING NEWS! Not a peep about Libya, but on a Really Really Important Subject

President Barack Obama has ordered the Justice Department to stop defending the constitutionality of the Defense of Marriage Act, which defines marriage as only between a man and woman, according to a Justice Department statement Wednesday.

7 Responses to “Hey, Everybody! GREAT News!!”

  1. major dad says:

    Not to nitpick, but why didn’t any of those goobers mark their ball? “Let me be clear, what’s happening in Libya is not cool.” “Now when do we tee off?”

  2. Yojimbo says:

    Here they come to save the daaay! The relevant agencies are on the way!

    Now if we could just get some relevant(adults) people into those relevant agencies.

  3. JeffS says:

    I bet that the White House staff worked out a new protocol to squeeze emergencies in between golf course times.

  4. nightfly says:

    Yojimbo – by definition, a relevant adult is not working in any of those agencies. They’re out doing adult things instead of playing “Real World Super-Important Job” with taxpayer money.

    And that has got to be the dorkiest-looking dance I have ever seen in my life. William Hung would be embarrassed.

  5. So I guess this is Obama’s way to say he is done moving to the center, and will go back to his root base.

    Not that anyone was fooled, you know.

  6. greg newsom says:

    As a side note,will prisoners be able to marry each other?
    How about soldiers?
    This is all about benefits and pensions.Gay marriage will add tens of millions of step-kids and others to our pension plans ,benefits,ect.

  7. Gary from Jersey says:

    Maybe The Won is steppin’ up for all those gay Libyans. Oh, wait. They’re all dead.

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