Hmmmm…I’m Sensing

…a perilous poultry pattern.

Exhibit A: The injured chicken is at animal services on campus.
Exhibit B: A woman has been arrested for padding her bra — with a stolen rare parrot.
Exhibit C: “I could have died over some fried chicken left on the stove,”
Exhibit D: Hot chicks in hot water soon shooting hot shots?

(Normally, I’m willing to die FOR fried chicken, but, considering recent events here in the Sunshine State, I think I’ll hold off for a while.)

2 Responses to “Hmmmm…I’m Sensing”

  1. Cindermutha says:

    Exhibit C happened about 15 minutes from here. I live in Seminole County.

  2. (Don’t you live in a happening part of the state! {8^P) I think it’s the first time in quite a while the Panhandle hasn’t come in for some news. Give us time…

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