Honor Their Service?

I just got an email from CafePress, whom I won’t link to, dressed all up in faux patriotic bunting, inviting me to buy some of their wares and “honor their service in Iraq.” The two most prominent ways they feel I can do this is to buy a shirt that says “Peace Love Return” and a bumper sticker that says “Support The Troops. Bring Them Home.”
Funny.
I thought the best way to “honor” and “support” the troops is to kill all of their goddamned enemies.

4 Responses to “Honor Their Service?”

1. Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life says:

   March 11, 2008 at 9:48 am

   At the very least, just get out of their way because they are perfectly capable of killing their own enemies. By the bushel.

2. Skyler says:

   March 11, 2008 at 10:05 am

   Who is Cafe Press and why would you want to tell them to bring the troops home? Did you word this correctly? I’m very confused.

3. Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life says:

   March 11, 2008 at 10:09 am

   Skyler, Cafepress is an internet company that sells t-shirts and whatnot. They are selling t-shirts that say “honor the troops by bringing them home” or some such.

4. Skyler says:

   March 11, 2008 at 11:12 am

   Oh, I see it now.