How Odd

First Thickly Settled makes its appearence, then I stumble over this

Chockbilderna av Tonya
Harding: Nu har jag fått figur som en boxare

I think we should all take a stab at translating.

I’ll go first:
Harding: “CREAMpuffs ???!!! I’m ain’t givin’ you da F*&kin’ CREAMpuffs!!”

16 Responses to “How Odd”

  1. Ken Summers says:

    “I said DIP me you f***ing sissy boy!”

  2. Mr. Bingley says:

    Harding: Nu har jag fått figur som en boxare
    Beowulf: Now that’s some fat figure for a boxer!

  3. Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti…

  4. Ken Summers says:

    Harding: I should NOT have had that third burrito…

  5. Tower of Babelfish

    Fun with translations. Go thither and join the fun….

  6. Mr. Bingley says:

    “Stumble over” or “crash headlong into and total my truck”?

  7. Mr. Bingley says:

    “I can’t believe I ate the whole thing…”

  8. crash headlong into and total my truck
    And cause me to go blind. Yes, all of the above.

  9. Mr. Bingley says:

    “Swedish scientists have identified the cause of the famine”

  10. Inquiring minds wondering how I find these little treasures?
    I read this:

    Tonya Harding, looking quite well-fed, said that she gets lots of offers to appear in a skating rink with her old nemesis Nancy Kerrigan. “I would never do that,” Harding said, reports Swedish newspaper Aftonbladet. “I have too much respect for her. What happened happened and we have to let it be.”

    If there is a God, He will protect us.

  11. Ken Summers says:

    “Quite well-fed” in much the same way that Dolly Parton is “quite top-heavy”

  12. Nightfly says:

    Harding: Nu har jag fått figur som en boxare
    Giambi: So that’s where my steroids went!
    They should get her and Kerrigan onto a rink together – with hockey sticks. We could make beached whale jokes until we got tired. And couldn’t you see Harding waddling around like a fat Sting, yowling “I will kill herrrrrr!”

  13. nobrainer says:

    Is she trying to give Butterbean a run for his money?

  14. He looks fetching compared to the jagrmeister fått figur. Better dressed anyway.

  15. Mr. Bingley says:

    Nightfly, even you can’t be that desperate to see some action in a hockey rink!

  16. The Real JeffS says:

    My Svedish is very rusty, but I think the translation is, “This is how I get out of my tight jeans.”

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