How Sucky Can Life Get?

Worse than you know.

British dwarf’s penis gets stuck to hoover
A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.

14 Responses to “How Sucky Can Life Get?”

  1. nightfly says:

    …the hell is going on over here? Are you and Bingley answering your spam?

  2. Blackdog says:

    Aw hell… Somebody got to say it….
    This story sucks………….
    Now get over and delete it!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Lisa says:

    “horribly awry”
    Understatement of the Year!

  4. Dave E. says:

    He’s just lucky that someone could see he needed help. Because everybody knows that if you’re in a vacuum, no one can hear you scream.

  5. Y’all are having one weird day over here, kids.

  6. ::sigh::
    We don’t make the news, Mr. Summers.

  7. Dave E. says:

    TOWACA News…”We report, you deride.”

  8. The_Real_JeffS says:

    There are no goats in this story, Ken. That has to count for something.

  9. Mr. Bingley says:

    You know, it’s amazing what they crammed into a mere 7 sentences in that story.

  10. Gunslinger says:

    “I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived.”
    This story is a fountain of short jokes.

  11. RebeccaH says:

    I’m having trouble understanding why the guy was so embarrassed at the emergency room, since he was clearly willing to go up on stage with a vacuum cleaner stuck to his willie.

  12. Oh, NICE work, John!!
    Is that your kilt, Bingley?
    I’d get that sucker (whoops!) drycleaned when you get it back.

Image | WordPress Themes