How Sucky Can Life Get?
British dwarf’s penis gets stuck to hoover
A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.
Fun | tree hugging sister | 
August 20, 2007 4:15 pm
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…the hell is going on over here? Are you and Bingley answering your spam?
Aw hell… Somebody got to say it….
This story sucks………….
Now get over and delete it!!!!!!!!!!
“horribly awry”
Understatement of the Year!
He’s just lucky that someone could see he needed help. Because everybody knows that if you’re in a vacuum, no one can hear you scream.
Y’all are having one weird day over here, kids.
::sigh::
We don’t make the news, Mr. Summers.
TOWACA News…”We report, you deride.”
There are no goats in this story, Ken. That has to count for something.
You know, it’s amazing what they crammed into a mere 7 sentences in that story.
“I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived.”
This story is a fountain of short jokes.
I’m having trouble understanding why the guy was so embarrassed at the emergency room, since he was clearly willing to go up on stage with a vacuum cleaner stuck to his willie.
And there it is.
It seems he’s quite creative.
Oh, NICE work, John!!
Is that your kilt, Bingley?
I’d get that sucker (whoops!) drycleaned when you get it back.