“Behold, for I am become Greenhouse Gas, the warmer of worlds!”
— Windabag Heata
“As we all know, global warming is caused by greenhouse gases – and dark wizards.”
— Al Gore’s Head (Futurama)
Either of these things makes more sense than Al Gore actually winning a Nobel Peace Prize. It’s like me winning an Olympic gold medal in the pentathlon.
Actually, from that pic he could claim to be Captain Nemo, too. It sure would explain that fish-belly pallor and the stench of rotting tuna…
Oh wait. I think that’s Tipper. My bad.
I prefer his “Gorezilla” portrait, myself.
Putzimus Maximus.
“Behold, for I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.”
— Bhagavad Gita
The Gore Reaper.
“Behold, for I am become Greenhouse Gas, the warmer of worlds!”
— Windabag Heata
“As we all know, global warming is caused by greenhouse gases – and dark wizards.”
— Al Gore’s Head (Futurama)
Either of these things makes more sense than Al Gore actually winning a Nobel Peace Prize. It’s like me winning an Olympic gold medal in the pentathlon.
I thought the engineers fixed that pallor problem in version 2.0. Dammit!
Dave, they’re on version 3.0, and the pallor problem remains unresolved.
Actually, from that pic he could claim to be Captain Nemo, too. It sure would explain that fish-belly pallor and the stench of rotting tuna…
Oh wait. I think that’s Tipper. My bad.
Gotta hand it to the morticians that made him look so lifelike.
I don’t know, Guns. Even Fidel is looking more lifelike these days, and he’s still dead.
I think the “N” stands for ‘Nosferatu’.