I Guess She Has to Spend Her Money on Something
…since she gave up drugs last week.
Moss bought a limited-edition, Jimmyjane “Little Something” vibrator in 24K gold for $350. The buzz-worthy bauble comes inscribed with choice of endearment (“Sugar,” “Be Mine,” “Sweetie” or “Flirt”) and is guaranteed not to get you in trouble with the law.
Something about this rubs me the wrong way…
A 24-carat gold vibrator? But pure gold is so soft that it would…oh, never mind.