I Hope Someone Has…
a Don’t Feed the Animals sign handy.
“I’m going to go to Washington, D.C. and I’m going to give a speech at the White House, and after I do, I’m going to tie myself to the fence and refuse to leave until they agree to bring our troops home,”…
May I suggest this one?
People | Mr. Bingley | 
October 25, 2005 12:23 pm
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What is Ken doing to that sheep?
I think that’s there in case Neal Horsley stops by.
I just found it strange that it happens enough that they had to put a GRAPHIC (!) up, warning the Mr. Summers of the world off the goats. Of course, it is a FRENCH zoo.
If it was in Enumclaw, WA, it would be a role reversal, with a horse in the dominant position, as we all know that hasn’t turned out well.
Izzat a flower in the goats mouth? More than Ken prolly gives them for the trouble…..
Yeah, that corsage plan didn’t turn out so well. And we don’t even want to know what happened to the chocolates.
Y’all are just jealous because I had an Excellent Adventure and you didn’t.
That’s one weirdass meme
Cullen’s trying to get a new meme started. If you were Movie Royalty what kind of weird animal perversion would you demand in your contract, or something like that. I hadn’t really thought about it and I don’t think I’ll…
Mr. B. – haven’t you known Ken long enough to not even have to *ask*?
But Emily…the sheep looks happy!
If Mommy Cindy truly does tie herself to the fence, she’d best wear waterproof pants, else the local dog population will have a new territorial spot to mark…..
Am I the only one who has no idea what some of those are pictures of?
No drinks.
No French Fries.
No bon bons?
No sandwiches.
No goat fucking.
No fig leaves?
No apples.
No smoking.
No MacDonalds Hot Apple Pies?
No dismembered scrotums?
I really don’t get the French at all.
No MacDonalds Hot Apple Pies?
No dismembered scrotums?
Weird how we all see different things. I got ‘no biscuits’ and ‘no Neopolitan ice cream cones’.
But I don’t get the French either, while I guess goats there do and that’s a problem.
In order, I think that’s:
No soft drinks
No Frylock dolls
No firecrackers
No heel lifts
No feeding the goats (either end)
No foliage
No apple cores
No rubber cigs
No postage stamps
No xylophone sticks
You know, when the EU regulates xylophones sticks they’ve gone too far.
Okay, here’s my take on the whole thing, since we just can’t seem to get over xylophone sticks.
NO Real Thing
NO pomme frittes
NO defense (like they needed a sign, pffft)
NO party snappers
NO half-eaten Cubans
NO unnatural acts, no matter how winsome the object of your lust
NO one-stroke painting
NO hard core
NO Viagra
NO mango biscuits
NO neun und neunzehn luftballons
Hmmmmm……..
No Drinking
No Frenching
No Gumming
No Loafing
No F**king around
No Leafing
No Hardcore activities
No S&M activities
No Postal deliveries
No Ice creaming
“I really don’t get the French at all.”
Since the sign is in both French and Dutch (Flemish), I’m guessing it’s actually Belgian. Good beer, good chocholate, but still: Belgium is a staggeringly fucked-up country.
But it’s a country that really doesn’t matter Dave.