I Hope Someone Has…

a Don’t Feed the Animals sign handy.

“I’m going to go to Washington, D.C. and I’m going to give a speech at the White House, and after I do, I’m going to tie myself to the fence and refuse to leave until they agree to bring our troops home,”…

May I suggest this one?

18 Responses to “I Hope Someone Has…”

  1. Mr. Bingley says:

    What is Ken doing to that sheep?

  2. Dave E says:

    I think that’s there in case Neal Horsley stops by.

  3. I just found it strange that it happens enough that they had to put a GRAPHIC (!) up, warning the Mr. Summers of the world off the goats. Of course, it is a FRENCH zoo.
    If it was in Enumclaw, WA, it would be a role reversal, with a horse in the dominant position, as we all know that hasn’t turned out well.

  4. Crusader says:

    Izzat a flower in the goats mouth? More than Ken prolly gives them for the trouble…..

  5. Nightfly says:

    Yeah, that corsage plan didn’t turn out so well. And we don’t even want to know what happened to the chocolates.

  6. Ken Summers says:

    Y’all are just jealous because I had an Excellent Adventure and you didn’t.

  7. That’s one weirdass meme

    Cullen’s trying to get a new meme started. If you were Movie Royalty what kind of weird animal perversion would you demand in your contract, or something like that. I hadn’t really thought about it and I don’t think I’ll…

  8. Emily says:

    Mr. B. – haven’t you known Ken long enough to not even have to *ask*?

  9. Mr. Bingley says:

    But Emily…the sheep looks happy!

  10. The_Real_JeffS says:

    If Mommy Cindy truly does tie herself to the fence, she’d best wear waterproof pants, else the local dog population will have a new territorial spot to mark…..

  11. Mike says:

    Am I the only one who has no idea what some of those are pictures of?
    No drinks.
    No French Fries.
    No bon bons?
    No sandwiches.
    No goat fucking.
    No fig leaves?
    No apples.
    No smoking.
    No MacDonalds Hot Apple Pies?
    No dismembered scrotums?
    I really don’t get the French at all.

  12. No MacDonalds Hot Apple Pies?
    No dismembered scrotums?

    Weird how we all see different things. I got ‘no biscuits’ and ‘no Neopolitan ice cream cones’.
    But I don’t get the French either, while I guess goats there do and that’s a problem.

  13. Nightfly says:

    In order, I think that’s:

    No soft drinks
    No Frylock dolls
    No firecrackers
    No heel lifts
    No feeding the goats (either end)
    No foliage
    No apple cores
    No rubber cigs
    No postage stamps
    No xylophone sticks

  14. Mr. Bingley says:

    You know, when the EU regulates xylophones sticks they’ve gone too far.

  15. Okay, here’s my take on the whole thing, since we just can’t seem to get over xylophone sticks.
    NO Real Thing
    NO pomme frittes
    NO defense (like they needed a sign, pffft)
    NO party snappers
    NO half-eaten Cubans
    NO unnatural acts, no matter how winsome the object of your lust
    NO one-stroke painting
    NO hard core
    NO Viagra
    NO mango biscuits
    NO neun und neunzehn luftballons

  16. The_Real_JeffS says:

    No Drinking
    No Frenching
    No Gumming
    No Loafing
    No F**king around
    No Leafing
    No Hardcore activities
    No S&M activities
    No Postal deliveries
    No Ice creaming

  17. Dave J says:

    “I really don’t get the French at all.”
    Since the sign is in both French and Dutch (Flemish), I’m guessing it’s actually Belgian. Good beer, good chocholate, but still: Belgium is a staggeringly fucked-up country.

  18. Mr. Bingley says:

    But it’s a country that really doesn’t matter Dave.

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