I Just flew In From Brazil
…and boy are my arms tired.
So I’m fixing up a nice steak and some Bingley Rabe™.
Oh, and drinking a bottle of this

Guaranteed jet-lag cure.
In case you’re wondering, there’s plenty of coffee in Brazil

and jaboticabas are the weirdest damn trees, period


Jaboticabas have acne?
Hmmmm.
That’s got to be the best job in the world.
Jersey Italian food *and* Brazilian women and rum!
The sacrifices I make for our readership, memo!