I Know God Will Punish Me

…but, sweet baby Jesus, this headline on Drudge is just tickling me to death.

Screaming Paris Hilton Sent Back to Jail…

I can’t stop snickering.
And that’s so wrong.

14 Responses to “I Know God Will Punish Me”

  1. Gunslinger says:

    If that’s the case I’ll be burning right next to you. I, too get a rather sick pleasure watching that over privileged skank shriek and squirm.
    [Sammy Davis Jr.] Don’t go to bed with no price on your head,
    Don’t do it.
    Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time.
    [/Sammy Davis Jr.]

  2. I LOVE company!
    It’s beyond hilarious, beyond parody, beyond…my EVER not snickering when I think of it. I hope to God they have tape on the national news.
    How awful am I for that…?

  3. Dave E. says:

    I soooo know how you feel.

  4. The_Real_JeffS says:

    I’d be snickering with you, but I’m sick of that pathetic, spoiled rich b***h getting on the news so much. Geez, shoot her and put her out of her misery already!
    Still, just to make your day….did you see the Fox web page? They had a picture of Paris sobbing through the window of a police car, and the caption “PARIS IN PAIN”.

  5. The_Real_JeffS says:

    And I keep on waiting for someone to make the comment, “IS PARIS BURNING?”

  6. Mr. Bingley says:

    I love it.
    There may be hope for California yet.

  7. I can’t stop snickering. And that’s so wrong.
    Yes. Yes it is.
    You should be laughing out loud like I am.

  8. John says:

    Only if her herpes is acting up again. Ooops, did I say that out loud?

  9. major dad says:

    “only if her herpes is acting up again” spoken like a true research chemist, HA.

  10. punkibrew says:

    her ass should of never came back in the 1st place.
    putting her in there to take her back out defeats the whole purpose.
    its just for publicity.
    …serve your sentence like everyone else.

  11. Tainted Bill says:

    In the end, this will only help her. “Paris Hilton stars in Chained Heat 2, featuring a cameo by Linda Blair as the Warden.

  12. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Linda Blair? Not Jane Fonda? She’s the bigger loser…

  13. memomachine says:

    Look at it this way. Now she’s got a legitimate reason for a whole new slew of videos.
    “Caged Heat: Paris”?
    *shrug* honestly I have really no idea why she’s a celebrity. Seriously does anybody really care about her? Heck even her parents evidently didn’t care overly much about her because otherwise they’d have made sure she wasn’t driving during her probation. Just think of how many limos they collectively have.

  14. ricki says:

    What made my head very nearly explode was her comment to the effect of, “Please stop talking about me now, while I’m in jail, and focus on something important, like Iraq.”
    Yeah, uh-huh. Because you were saying that, like, every day, before this happened.
    Go away, just, please, go away. Your comment may have been made in earnest, but all I can hear is backpedaling and damage control. (And I wonder how much she’d squeal if no one met her and there were no cameras and no coverage – ever again – once she was let out of prison?). In other words: be careful what you wish for, dear.

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