I Know That Rabbit Be Sayin’

…”Where Jimmay Cartah?”

7 Responses to “I Know That Rabbit Be Sayin’”

  1. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Tim: There he is!
    King Arthur: Where?
    Tim: There!
    King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?
    Tim: It *is* the rabbit!
    King Arthur: You silly sod!
    Tim: What?
    King Arthur: You got us all worked up!
    Tim: Well, that’s no ordinary rabbit.
    King Arthur: Ohh.
    Tim: That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
    Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
    Tim: Look, that rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide! It’s a killer!
    Sir Galahad: Get stuffed!
    Tim: He’ll do you up a treat, mate.
    Sir Galahad: Oh, yeah?
    Sir Robin: You manky Scots git!
    Tim: I’m warning you!
    Sir Robin: What’s he do? Nibble your bum?
    Tim: He’s got huge, sharp… er… He can leap about. Look at the bones!
    King Arthur: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
    Sir Bors: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin’ right up!
    [after Bors is killed by the killer rabbit]
    Tim: I *warned* you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn’t you? Oh, it’s just a harmless little *bunny*, isn’t it?

  2. “And for God’s sake, change your armor.”

  3. “WATCH it! That rabbit’s DYNAMITE!”

  4. Nightfly says:

    I actually read the story that picture goes with, and it’s stranger even than Monty Python – this German dude breeds ’em, and he’s given some breeding pairs to the North Koreans. The idea is to let ’em breed like, um, rabbits and help feed the country.
    Really. They’re even gonna let him come visit to show them how to care for the King Coneys.

  5. major dad says:

    Someone channel Beatrix Potter.

  6. The_Real_JeffS says:

    I read about that, Nightfly, but never saw a picture. Someone commented that since many North Koreans are eating grass and such (there being little else), the rabbits would be competing with humans for fodder.
    Strange, indeed.

  7. Gunslinger says:

    You could get a few good pairs of mittens from that bunny.

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