I KNOW These Are Deadly Serious Headlines

…but they’re so damn funny together on Drudge.

UPDATE: Turkey battles…
Greece on alert…

All we need is one about Hungary and I’ll lose it completely.

29 Responses to “I KNOW These Are Deadly Serious Headlines”

  1. Ken Summers says:

    Careful, don’t want to damage the China

  2. Donnah says:

    I had to read this one four times.
    Yes, it’s serious. But when I’m reading the headline over and over…

  3. Turkey Struggles With Bird Flu

    My caruncles are scratchy, my snood is running, and my gizzard feels like it’s grinding up Pamela Anderson’s implants. I need some rest. UPDATE Glad I’m not the only one….

  4. Hey Donnah! We FL types need to meet for lunch and talk turkey…

  5. Nightfly says:

    Don’t forget the spicy news from Chile. “Political Comeback Stalled by Jail” is a priceless headline. Marion Barry is smiling right now, and he doesn’t know why.

  6. Donnah says:

    We’ll talk after the Turkey, I know I’ll be Hungary.

  7. Mr. Bingley says:

    Anymore jokes like this and I’m a Ghana.

  8. Donnah says:

    Some of these jokes are Nepalling. Norway am I going to stick around for more of them.

  9. Ken Summers says:

    Bingley, you use that one onstage and Algeria

  10. I don’t wanna seem like I’m Russian anyone, but we got to be moving this along.

  11. Mr. Bingley says:

    If you think of anymore Ken, send ’em to me on my cell phone. I like puns Togo.

  12. Mr. Bingley says:

    Read through them all, Denmark down the ones you like in your notebook.

  13. Mr. Bingley says:

    Does I gots to Spain it to you agin’, Sis?

  14. (If I actually got paid to think up this nonsense, it might help Sweden the pot.)

  15. Mr. Bingley says:

    Blimey! Look at this bill: 10 euros for a pint! Egypt me off, ‘e did.

  16. Donnah says:

    Try this crap on my blog and Albania.

  17. Mr. Bingley says:

    Ya ain’t trying ta’ Crete no trouble, is ya gal?

  18. Mr. Bingley says:

    I heard on the radio that some environmentalist is Madagascar doesn’t get as good mileage as a hybrid.

  19. Makes sense to own one, when gas is three dollars and ninety five Senegal on base, even.

  20. Mr. Bingley says:

    But Uganda find a dealer with any in stock, they’re so popular.

  21. Mr. Bingley says:

    But I’m not gonna buy one; we’ve Benin worse energy crises before.

  22. Nightfly says:

    This punning Israeli bad, folks.

  23. Mr. Bingley says:

    Hey! Iraq my brains to come up with this stuff!

  24. Mr. Bingley says:

    Iran home to get the easy ones in before Sis did, too.

  25. Donnah says:

    Better quit — y’all are Nebraskan for trouble.

  26. Mr. Bingley says:

    But you’re the Maine attraction, Donnah!

  27. Donnah says:

    Are you laughing at my Missouri?

  28. Rob says:

    If them environmentalists are concerned about their mileage, Kenya turn off the ignition and stick a Poland the ground and push? Would you have to Czech to make sure it’s in neutral first?

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