I KNOW These Are Deadly Serious Headlines

…but they’re so damn funny together on Drudge.

UPDATE: Turkey battles…
Greece on alert…

All we need is one about Hungary and I’ll lose it completely.

29 Responses to “I KNOW These Are Deadly Serious Headlines”

1. Cullen says:

   January 10, 2006 at 2:07 pm

   Hungary output up

2. Ken Summers says:

   January 10, 2006 at 2:11 pm

   Careful, don’t want to damage the China

3. Donnah says:

   January 10, 2006 at 2:30 pm

   I had to read this one four times.
   Yes, it’s serious. But when I’m reading the headline over and over…

4. Florida Cracker says:

   January 10, 2006 at 2:32 pm

   Turkey Struggles With Bird Flu

   My caruncles are scratchy, my snood is running, and my gizzard feels like it’s grinding up Pamela Anderson’s implants. I need some rest. UPDATE Glad I’m not the only one….

5. tree hugging sister says:

   January 10, 2006 at 2:40 pm

   Hey Donnah! We FL types need to meet for lunch and talk turkey…

6. Nightfly says:

   January 10, 2006 at 3:04 pm

   Don’t forget the spicy news from Chile. “Political Comeback Stalled by Jail” is a priceless headline. Marion Barry is smiling right now, and he doesn’t know why.

7. Donnah says:

   January 10, 2006 at 3:06 pm

   We’ll talk after the Turkey, I know I’ll be Hungary.

8. Mr. Bingley says:

   January 10, 2006 at 3:27 pm

   Anymore jokes like this and I’m a Ghana.

9. Donnah says:

   January 10, 2006 at 4:18 pm

   Some of these jokes are Nepalling. Norway am I going to stick around for more of them.

10. Ken Summers says:

    January 10, 2006 at 4:19 pm

    Bingley, you use that one onstage and Algeria

11. tree hugging sister says:

    January 10, 2006 at 4:27 pm

    I don’t wanna seem like I’m Russian anyone, but we got to be moving this along.

12. Mr. Bingley says:

    January 10, 2006 at 4:27 pm

    If you think of anymore Ken, send ’em to me on my cell phone. I like puns Togo.

13. Mr. Bingley says:

    January 10, 2006 at 4:29 pm

    Read through them all, Denmark down the ones you like in your notebook.

14. Mr. Bingley says:

    January 10, 2006 at 4:31 pm

    Does I gots to Spain it to you agin’, Sis?

15. tree hugging sister says:

    January 10, 2006 at 4:32 pm

    (If I actually got paid to think up this nonsense, it might help Sweden the pot.)

16. Mr. Bingley says:

    January 10, 2006 at 5:45 pm

    Blimey! Look at this bill: 10 euros for a pint! Egypt me off, ‘e did.

17. Donnah says:

    January 10, 2006 at 5:45 pm

    Try this crap on my blog and Albania.

18. Mr. Bingley says:

    January 10, 2006 at 5:46 pm

    Ya ain’t trying ta’ Crete no trouble, is ya gal?

19. Mr. Bingley says:

    January 10, 2006 at 5:48 pm

    I heard on the radio that some environmentalist is Madagascar doesn’t get as good mileage as a hybrid.

20. tree hugging sister says:

    January 10, 2006 at 5:55 pm

    Makes sense to own one, when gas is three dollars and ninety five Senegal on base, even.

21. Mr. Bingley says:

    January 10, 2006 at 5:56 pm

    But Uganda find a dealer with any in stock, they’re so popular.

22. Mr. Bingley says:

    January 10, 2006 at 6:00 pm

    But I’m not gonna buy one; we’ve Benin worse energy crises before.

23. Nightfly says:

    January 10, 2006 at 6:02 pm

    This punning Israeli bad, folks.

24. Mr. Bingley says:

    January 10, 2006 at 6:03 pm

    Hey! Iraq my brains to come up with this stuff!

25. Mr. Bingley says:

    January 10, 2006 at 6:05 pm

    Iran home to get the easy ones in before Sis did, too.

26. Donnah says:

    January 10, 2006 at 6:21 pm

    Better quit — y’all are Nebraskan for trouble.

27. Mr. Bingley says:

    January 10, 2006 at 6:29 pm

    But you’re the Maine attraction, Donnah!

28. Donnah says:

    January 10, 2006 at 6:54 pm

    Are you laughing at my Missouri?

29. Rob says:

    January 11, 2006 at 7:27 am

    If them environmentalists are concerned about their mileage, Kenya turn off the ignition and stick a Poland the ground and push? Would you have to Czech to make sure it’s in neutral first?