I Really Really Hate Fat…

Umbrellas. Son of a biatch. Why do people need an umbrella with a 6 friggin foot diameter? Actually, why do hundreds of people all trying to walk down the same damn sidewalk at the same damn time need them? If you are even moderately tall you are completely screwed, as you spend all your time dodging the sharp edges of these damn things. I mean, god forbid the idjits actually consider that I might want to keep my eyes a little longer and maybe tilt their umbrellas a little to avoid whacking other people. ARGH!!!!

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