I Sometimes Find Myself Reacting This Way

…when I come across a special treasure in Target’s mark down bins.

Fight Erupts at Shoe Sale; Customer Shot
…Shooting guns into the air is a not-uncommon method for dealing with emotional situations in Turkey, including weddings, soccer games, demonstrations and deals on shoes that are almost too good to be true.

“Whoopee! A size NINE!!”
‘Target’ being the operative word.

6 Responses to “I Sometimes Find Myself Reacting This Way”

  1. Bitter says:

    This is why I no longer carry my gun to Nine West Outlet sales. As the only brand that fits right from the beginning and since the company loves the 3″ heel as much as I do, I lose the ability for rational thought. (Really I stopped because my purse is now smaller than my gun, but the rational thought claim still stands – at least when I’m at the counter and handing over the plastic.)

  2. Gunslinger says:

    Gotta love our NATO allies.
    I say we bribe these shitheels $500 a day to fumigate the terrorist neighborhoods in Iraq (any that actually survive long enough to collect their first days pay might be worth keeping on the payroll

  3. The_Real_JeffS says:

    That store doesn’t have very high caliber employees, it seems.

  4. I think it’s more that we’re shellshocked by the values.

  5. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Surely the store has a policy of automatic firing for this sort of problem.

  6. Nothing more tiring than rifling through the sales racks.

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