I Take It All Back! I Am A Believer!

He promised that if he was elected the oceans would stop rising and the planet would begin to heal…so let it be written, so shall it be done

Global warming appears to have stalled. Climatologists are puzzled as to why average global temperatures have stopped rising over the last 10 years. Some attribute the trend to a lack of sunspots, while others explain it through ocean currents.

At least the weather in Copenhagen is likely to be cooperating. The Danish Meteorological Institute predicts that temperatures in December, when the city will host the United Nations Climate Change Conference, will be one degree above the long-term average.

Otherwise, however, not much is happening with global warming at the moment. The Earth’s average temperatures have stopped climbing since the beginning of the millennium, and it even looks as though global warming could come to a standstill this year.

Ironically, climate change appears to have stalled in the run-up to the upcoming world summit in the Danish capital, where thousands of politicians, bureaucrats, scientists, business leaders and environmental activists plan to negotiate a reduction in greenhouse gas emissions. Billions of euros are at stake in the negotiations.


It’s what the Ferrous Wheel of Life is made of.

Read the whole piece; there’s some great hummana-hummana-ing going on, in a “the science is settled” sort of way.

4 Responses to “I Take It All Back! I Am A Believer!”

  1. Skyler says:

    I know I’m missing the humor gene, but is “ferrous” a pun?

  2. nightfly says:

    How dare reality defy my predictions!

    ***pst – the predictions were cooked…***

    Whhop! Oh my, wouldja lookit the time! Gotta catch the hummer-limo to my private jet! Busy busy busy…

  3. Mr. Bingley says:


    I’m pitiful, I know.

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