“I Told Bingley” Redux

“There was inappropriate conduct between him and the mannequin.”

Ya don’t say?

15 Responses to ““I Told Bingley” Redux”

  1. Mr. Bingley says:

    “Michael Plentyhorse”?
    I think there’s plenty of horse waiting for him in Enumclaw…

  2. Mr. Bingley says:

    Was the mannequin wearing a blue dress?

  3. The_Real_JeffS says:

    First horses, then goats, and now mannequins. Boy, what’s next for your family, Mr. Bingley? Enquiring minds want to know.

  4. The_Real_JeffS says:

    (Oh, c’mon, Ken! You can tell me! I won’t tattle. Promise!)

  5. Tainted Bill says:

    This poor kid was only imitating what he saw in the media! Do none of you remember the 1987 classic Mannequin, with Kim Catrall and Andrew McCarthy?

  6. Hmmm, that would be a legitimate excuse by today’s low, LOW standards…

  7. Mr. Bingley says:

    Bill, if I recall correctly that excuse didn’t get you off of the hook with that incident at the bakery after you saw “American Pie”…

  8. Tainted Bill says:

    You always have to bring that up. How many times do I have to explain that I simply tripped and fell onto a pie? It was an accident.

  9. Nightfly says:

    But at the time, you said that the pie led you on. (I’ll never look at lattice-top crusts quite the same way…)

  10. Tainted Bill says:

    Nightfly, that is a lie created by the liberal, pie-hating media.

  11. A pie? You desecrated a pie? What kind of person would do that? No wonder you turned to He of the Noodley Appendage in an effort to salve your guilty conscience.

  12. Mr. Bingley says:

    Nightfly, I think the quote in the paper was “Man, I want a piece of that!”.

  13. Crusty old bastard, perverting pastry.

  14. Mr. Bingley says:

    Funny, I’m amazed he kept his hand off of the tart…

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