“I Told Bingley” Redux

“There was inappropriate conduct between him and the mannequin.”

Ya don’t say?

15 Responses to ““I Told Bingley” Redux”

1. Mr. Bingley says:

   November 21, 2005 at 2:43 pm

   “Michael Plentyhorse”?
   I think there’s plenty of horse waiting for him in Enumclaw…

2. Mr. Bingley says:

   November 21, 2005 at 2:45 pm

   Was the mannequin wearing a blue dress?

3. The_Real_JeffS says:

   November 21, 2005 at 7:36 pm

   First horses, then goats, and now mannequins. Boy, what’s next for your family, Mr. Bingley? Enquiring minds want to know.

4. Ken Summers says:

   November 21, 2005 at 10:10 pm

   No they don’t.

5. The_Real_JeffS says:

   November 21, 2005 at 10:27 pm

   (Oh, c’mon, Ken! You can tell me! I won’t tattle. Promise!)

6. Tainted Bill says:

   November 22, 2005 at 8:56 am

   This poor kid was only imitating what he saw in the media! Do none of you remember the 1987 classic Mannequin, with Kim Catrall and Andrew McCarthy?

7. tree hugging sister says:

   November 22, 2005 at 9:13 am

   Hmmm, that would be a legitimate excuse by today’s low, LOW standards…

8. Mr. Bingley says:

   November 22, 2005 at 11:16 am

   Bill, if I recall correctly that excuse didn’t get you off of the hook with that incident at the bakery after you saw “American Pie”…

9. Tainted Bill says:

   November 22, 2005 at 11:21 am

   You always have to bring that up. How many times do I have to explain that I simply tripped and fell onto a pie? It was an accident.

10. Nightfly says:

    November 22, 2005 at 12:21 pm

    But at the time, you said that the pie led you on. (I’ll never look at lattice-top crusts quite the same way…)

11. Tainted Bill says:

    November 22, 2005 at 12:55 pm

    Nightfly, that is a lie created by the liberal, pie-hating media.

12. tree hugging sister says:

    November 22, 2005 at 2:09 pm

    A pie? You desecrated a pie? What kind of person would do that? No wonder you turned to He of the Noodley Appendage in an effort to salve your guilty conscience.

13. Mr. Bingley says:

    November 22, 2005 at 3:09 pm

    Nightfly, I think the quote in the paper was “Man, I want a piece of that!”.

14. tree hugging sister says:

    November 23, 2005 at 8:51 am

    Crusty old bastard, perverting pastry.

15. Mr. Bingley says:

    November 23, 2005 at 10:53 am

    Funny, I’m amazed he kept his hand off of the tart…