I Will NEVER FORGIVE Janet Nappietano…NEVER
FIRST, she drives that BASTION of moral rectitude and civility ~ CHARLES KRAUTHAMMER ~ to not only use the phrase “touch my junk” in print, BUT…dear God give me strength……”…MY PACKAGE…” and “…MY JOHNSON…” as well!!!!
…Don’t touch my junk, you airport security goon — my package belongs to no one but me, and do you really think I’m a Nigerian nut job preparing for my 72-virgin orgy by blowing my johnson to kingdom come?
Quelle horreur!!
And now along comes sweet Mary Katharine Ham ~ last seen with a Barack Obama doll whispering over her shoulder ~ explaining how the Little Mermaid was “felt up” by the TSA last week?
This way lies madness…nah. Hold it right there.
We’re already mad. And getting madder.
To borrow from a Bill Murray movie “you touch my junk, I’ll kill ya”.
Looks like airports are considering ditching the TSA for better alternatives.
Have you guys seen the latest Iowahawk classic?
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Can I scan her? She’s got a right to refuse… 😛