If I Were the “Supervisor of Teachers”

…I’d watch my ass.

Florida Substitute Teacher Fired, Accused of Wizardry
…Jim Piculas said he made a toothpick disappear and reappear in front of students at the Rushe Middle School in Land ‘O Lakes, Fla., Local6.com reported. He said he later got a call from the supervisor of teachers, saying he had been accused of wizardry.

Wizard bytes kan be pretti nasti…
A warm Swill salute to Sad Old Goth.

6 Responses to “If I Were the “Supervisor of Teachers””

  1. WTF? I assumed this was going to be another of those Africa stories like the disappearing winkies.
    But Florida? There’s gotta be a Gamble Rogers story in here someplace.

  2. Tainted Bill says:

    The principal better be careful, Mr. Piculas may know the Avada Kedavra curse.

  3. nightfly says:

    All together – he turned me into a newt!

  4. All I can think is “OOOO!!! A TOOTHpick!!” And what MORONIC species of frickin’ parent started this whole thing?
    And where, precisely, does it limit or outlaw wizardry in the public schools?

  5. Gunslinger says:

    Whomever filed the complaint should be sentenced to one years community service as David Copperfield’s assistant.
    Then beaten with a hat full of rabbits.

  6. Kate P says:

    Oh, jeez. . . reminds me of my “reading materials for juveniles” class where I’d read books from a “controversial” list and be entirely stumped over what the heck made them so controversial. I probably needed to hop a plane to a different state.

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