If Only We’d Known Conquest

…could be so easy.

Giant badgers terrorize Iraqi town
“It ate a cow.” “It’s the size of a dog, with a monkey’s head.”

As always, the Truthers have the explanation…

…Some even allege that British forces have planted the beast there to spread panic.

…and this time they’re right. TPI© has obtained transcripts from a secret audiotape of the British High Command skulking secretly in a dark closet, planning this latest outRAGEous indignity to foist upon innocent Iraqi citizens.

Leftenant General Sir BEDEVERE:
“Oh. Um, l– look, i– i– if we built this large wooden badger–“

4 Responses to “If Only We’d Known Conquest”

  1. ricki says:

    “It ate a cow.” “It’s the size of a dog, with a monkey’s head.”
    So maybe Saddam was engaging in a little bioengineering, along with his chemical-weapons-manufacturing? Sure sounds like that thing was genetically engineered – I wouldn’t describe actual badgers (which can be mean b******s but I’ve never known them to eat cows) as having “monkey faces.”
    Does this count as a BMD? (badger of mass destruction)?

  2. (Oh, dear GOD, ricki ~ GOOD ONE!!!)

  3. memomachine says:

    Badgers? Badgers!??
    We don’t need no stinkin badgers!!
    (movie quote from UHF)

  4. mojo says:

    Installing Linux on a dead Badger – HOWTO

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