If Only We’d Known This About McGreevey Sooner

No, no, not that, you homofoibles you, I’m refering to this crucial information:

When we left the bar he bought Jägermeister at a store and took the bottle home.

This incident happened when he was still Mayor of Woodbridge. It says all we needed to know about his character.
I want any candidate for Governor to be asked “Have you ever bought a bottle of Jägermeister?”
I can answer “No”.

26 Responses to “If Only We’d Known This About McGreevey Sooner”

  1. It does say a lot about ‘character’ and ‘good taste’.
    The person, not the bottle contents.

  2. Robb Allen says:

    I still have a bottle sitting in the freezer. Used to make “Oil Slicks” with Jager and Rumplemintz.
    Those were the good old days.

  3. That 1 Guy says:

    Jager makes you limp wristed??? Thank gott I can’t stand the stuff.

  4. The_Real_JeffS says:

    I can answer “No”.
    Did anyone ever give you a bottle of Jagermeister as a gift? Or did you win one as a prize at the office party? Indeed, have you ever taken a bottle of Jagermeister home with you, regardless of how it got into your hands?
    These are key questions, my friend. Ponder them carefully.

  5. Man, I am THE paragon of virtue here today. My fellow Americans, th sister is PROUD to answer:
    Thank you.

  6. Mr. Bingley says:

    I can answer ‘no’ to the question I posed.
    I will take no further questions at this time.

  7. BINGLEY BASTARD in ’09 !!!

  8. Don’t jaeger with the meister!!
    Pick a CLASSY shyster!!!

  9. In fairness to McGreevey, he may not have been planning to drink it. He may have intended to build firebombs or something. Fresher, mintier firebombs.

  10. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Or maybe kill slugs, Ken. I hear Jagermeister is good for that.

  11. You dropped the umlaut there, Jeffy boy.

  12. It’s okay, Jeff. Just spell it “Jaegermeister”.

  13. Nightfly says:

    The hockey types spell it Jagrmeister.

  14. DirtCrashr says:

    Nein! Nein! Nein! Nein und Nicht! It’s a post-dinner “digestive” like Underberg, the results of which this video perfectly illustrates:

  15. (Wasn’t that a NJ Senator er sumthin’? Umlautenberg?)
    GOTT in HIMMEL, DC!!?!! Daß war ungewöhnlich, nicht wahr?

  16. “There’s no need to fear, Underberg is here”

  17. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Ich kann Deutsches tun, THS, aber meine Tastatur kann Deutsche nicht tun. Wenn weir wieder Jägermeister besprechen, dann ich wille Schnitt und Paste.

  18. The_Real_JeffS says:

    I admit — I had to hit Babelfish for “cut and paste”.

  19. The_Real_JeffS says:

    And my spelling is off to boot — fergot about “ae” = “ä”.

  20. “Schnitzel”, Jeff. The verb is “Schnitzel” as in “ich hat daß verschnitzelen, jawohl”.
    Do I have to do it alles around here?

  21. The_Real_JeffS says:

    LOL, THS! I haven’t had schnitzel in years!
    And yes, you have to do it all around here. That’s why you’re in charge!

  22. THS, Ich glaube das sollte geschrieben werden als “ich hat daß verschnitzeln, jawohl”.
    Besser noch, Ich habe es versaufen.

  23. Danke schnön, Herr Tiger. Du kennst sie es aller sind. Essen Sie meine Lederhosen, bitte.

  24. Ya, aber die Leiderhosen würden zu trocken und zäh sein. Ich möchtesehen ein nasses Drindle und a dunkles Bier.

    I vil be za JagerMonster und yoo vil be ze Fraulein wit da spark, ya?

  25. Nicht Frau Blücher? ::sigh:: Aber das macht nichts. Dann ich muß die schöne Fraulein sein.

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