If Roger Simon Has the Courage to Do It ~ Out Himself
…then, by God, we all should.
Inspired by Roger’s bold, selfless act and in the spirit of freedom from the closet that binds ~ I will summon what little intestinal fortitude I can claim, step forward and tell all of you ~ my dear friends and bosom companions, compadres and confidantes ~ that I’ve been lying to myself and all of you all this time. It’s been obvious for some time and ever so painful to come to grips with, but here it is ~ the bald truth….
BINGLEY
…you are OUT.
Wow. Now I’m sorry I missed those bar dates in NY.
Is Mrs. Bingley just as stunning?
Does that blouse make me look fat?
Ah, nice…
er…
eyes!
It’s “Project Runway” you dopes. And I agree with Guns, those are nice eyes.
Geez, what a natural beauty…
who does your hair?
We don’t have cable.