If Sid Viscious Had A Kitchen…

I imagine it would look much like mine, with Extra Virgin olive oil, Sea Salt, aged balsamic vinegar,

…and razor blades.

8 Responses to “If Sid Viscious Had A Kitchen…”

1. Gunslinger says:

   July 30, 2007 at 9:15 pm

   Ah, Filippo Berio! An excellent olive oil.

2. The_Real_JeffS says:

   July 30, 2007 at 9:49 pm

   Razor blades? You shave in the kitchen?
   ;-P

3. Emily says:

   July 31, 2007 at 11:21 am

   Who doesn’t have razor blades in their kitchen? How are you supposed to make those neat cuts in your fresh bread loaves without them? Or slice your garlic paper-thin so it melts in the pan? Has Julia Childs taught us nothing?

4. The_Real_JeffS says:

   July 31, 2007 at 12:14 pm

   I learn something new every day. Especially since I never watched Julia Childs; I am a follower of the “Bombs away!’ school of cooking.
   Saturation bombing, I mean. Plus I am one of those barbarians who simply eat the food, and not look at it.

5. memomachine says:

   July 31, 2007 at 2:17 pm

   Hmmmm.
   You forgot the ketchup!

6. Bart says:

   July 31, 2007 at 7:37 pm

   DIE! MEMOMACHINE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7. Mr. Bingley says:

   July 31, 2007 at 7:53 pm

   Bart, that reminds me of an old “Love Boat” episode where the ship had a rather ‘volatile’ french head chef who would fly into a rage every time a passenger asked for ketchup to slather on one of his masterpieces…

8. memomachine says:

   August 1, 2007 at 12:15 pm

   Hmmm.
   Still no ketchup! Must have ketchup!
   Ok that’s it. I’m reporting you to the Heinz Ketchup Police!
   …
   It occurs to me that right now I’m joking, but I’m unwilling to place a bet that it won’t eventually become a reality.