If Sid Viscious Had A Kitchen…

I imagine it would look much like mine, with Extra Virgin olive oil, Sea Salt, aged balsamic vinegar,

…and razor blades.

8 Responses to “If Sid Viscious Had A Kitchen…”

  1. Gunslinger says:

    Ah, Filippo Berio! An excellent olive oil.

  2. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Razor blades? You shave in the kitchen?

  3. Emily says:

    Who doesn’t have razor blades in their kitchen? How are you supposed to make those neat cuts in your fresh bread loaves without them? Or slice your garlic paper-thin so it melts in the pan? Has Julia Childs taught us nothing?

  4. The_Real_JeffS says:

    I learn something new every day. Especially since I never watched Julia Childs; I am a follower of the “Bombs away!’ school of cooking.
    Saturation bombing, I mean. Plus I am one of those barbarians who simply eat the food, and not look at it.

  5. memomachine says:

    You forgot the ketchup!

  6. Bart says:


  7. Mr. Bingley says:

    Bart, that reminds me of an old “Love Boat” episode where the ship had a rather ‘volatile’ french head chef who would fly into a rage every time a passenger asked for ketchup to slather on one of his masterpieces…

  8. memomachine says:

    Still no ketchup! Must have ketchup!
    Ok that’s it. I’m reporting you to the Heinz Ketchup Police!

    It occurs to me that right now I’m joking, but I’m unwilling to place a bet that it won’t eventually become a reality.

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