If We Don’t Hear From Ken Today…

I may know the reason why

NEW YORK (AP) — Police say a man grabbed the shoes of several female subway riders in Manhattan and Queens, then kissed and licked their feet.

6 Responses to “If We Don’t Hear From Ken Today…”

  1. I was working my way up. Chicks like that.

  2. I was thinking more “ICKS like that…”

  3. Mr. Bingley says:

    When Emily tells you to ‘hold your tongue’ she really means it.

  4. People sometimes wonder why my ears are big. They’re actually stretched.

  5. “Just wear socks to stop the sucks.”

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