I’m Not Saying Anyone I Know Needs To, But…

…stock up.

categories Fun | | datetime June 15, 2005 7:41 pm

13 Responses to “I’m Not Saying Anyone I Know Needs To, But…”

  1. Ken Summers says:
    June 15, 2005 at 7:45 pm

    Why?

  2. tree hugging sister says:
    June 15, 2005 at 8:17 pm

    Only if someone needs to, Mr. Summers. I posted as a public service to our gentle readers.
    If the glove doesn’t fit,
    don’t order it.

  3. sharon ferguson says:
    June 15, 2005 at 10:37 pm

    Hello Mr. bingley! Hope all is well your way! Just dropping a note that I finally remembered I had a blog!

  4. Ken Summers says:
    June 15, 2005 at 11:07 pm

    SHAAAARRRROOONNNNN!!!!!

  5. Mr. Bingley says:
    June 16, 2005 at 8:04 am

    I ain’t sharin’ Sharon
    This I’m swearin’
    She’s my very own
    You better leave her alone…
    Hi Sharon!!!!

  6. Nobrainer's Blog says:
    June 16, 2005 at 10:24 am

    Perfect Timing – Where’s the Enzyte?

    Yesterday, after receiving Trickey’s challenge to tie-in the fetus-eating abortionist with Christopher Reeve, I decided I had to break out some South Park episodes I have on VHS (Yes, I mean video cassette tapes. No I still don’t have TiV…

  7. tree hugging sister says:
    June 16, 2005 at 11:16 am

    Get yer head stomp’t on.
    Hiya, Sharon. Good to see your smilin’ name! {8^P
    Back to the subject:
    They need to leave Smilin’ Bob, his that 70’s show wife and cheerful his friends on TV because: I AM HEARTILY SICK OF THAT CHEESY LEVITRA SMUG EYEBROW RAISNG BITCH.
    I
    HATE
    HER    .
    If Smilin’ Bob leaves, she wins. And I move to Canada with Alec Baldwin.

  8. Mr. Bingley says:
    June 16, 2005 at 12:04 pm

    I was sent from planet Xiron to conquer the earth
    I had a terrific plan — I thought it would work
    Tried to get the Earthlings all to kill each other you see
    But it all went wrong and now I must decree…
    You are worthless Alec Baldwin, you are worthless Alec Baldwin
    You failed in every way and now my stock in you has fallen
    Your career is stallin’ and you’re worthless Alec Baldwin
    That’s why I blew your head off and your children are all bawlin’
    Planet Xiron is inhabited with Xipods like me
    But also with Balmacs who are giant bees
    The Xipods and Balmacs are at constant war
    So we wanted a new home and that’s what Earth was for
    But you are worthless Alec Baldwin, you are worthless Alec Baldwin
    You fucked up my whole plan and now Xiron is smeared with Balmac pollen
    Your garbage needs some haulin’ and you’re worthless Alec Baldwin
    Now I must return home a failure — I’m afraid the pit of Kryrok is callin’…

  9. tree hugging sister says:
    June 16, 2005 at 12:13 pm

    (That is as whacked a piece of poetry as I have ever had the sorry misfortune to try to interpret.)

  10. Mr. Bingley says:
    June 16, 2005 at 12:54 pm

    Didn’t you list to the songs during the credits for Team America?

  11. tree hugging sister says:
    June 16, 2005 at 1:07 pm

    To be honest, I didn’t make it as far as the credits.

  12. Mr. Bingley says:
    June 16, 2005 at 1:25 pm

    Oh, for shame!

  13. tree hugging sister says:
    June 16, 2005 at 1:43 pm

    (File Team America under Durbin, Senator, Dick, one each: See Torture)

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