I’m Screwed

But as I of course know the cause of my chrome-dome-ification is Global Warming Climate Change I can take no small bit of comfort in knowing that my death can be blamed on BUUUUSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Bald men are at greater risk of developing heart problems than those who retain a full head of hair – but only those with hair loss on top of their heads, and not at the front, are affected, new research suggests.

While baldness is associated with an increased risk of coronary heart disease (CHD), men who have a receding hairline are not at heightened risk of the condition, according to a study in the journal BMJ Open.


12 Responses to “I’m Screwed”

  1. Rob says:

    We could always resort to combovers, Mr B, but I think I’d rather just die.

  2. Mr. Bingley says:

    Amen, Brother!

  3. leelu says:

    And what about those of us who are receding from the front AND have a tonsure that encroaches??

  4. aelfheld says:

    Oh Hells, just wait a week – they’ll have another study showing those who ‘who retain a full head of hair’ are the ones ‘at risk’.

  5. Mr. Bingley says:

    I know a certain fellow who’s feeling mighty good about his ticker right about now!

  6. Jim - PRS says:

    Ticker seems to be in order, but I read somewhere that those peeps with great farookin’ hair sometimes suffer from an ingrown asshole. Being health conscious, I keep a mirror handy.

  7. Mr. Bingley says:

    Heavens, not thou, Jim!

  8. Kathy Kinsley says:

    LOL @ Jim. I’ll second Mr. Bingley.

  9. Kathy Kinsley says:

    But, from my experience, your reading was correct. I’ve met a number of those…most of them were even straight.

  10. Greg Newsom says:

    Could be an ethnic thing.Certain European groups Italians,Iranians,ect are more prone to pattern baldness.Thus,
    they track higher in Cardio problems than Mexicans, who eat alot of beans and seem to have less baldness?

  11. Mr. Bingley says:

    What about us Scot-Mic-Krauts Greg?

  12. Kathy Kinsley says:

    Maybe you should eat more beans? LOL

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