I’m Sorry

I’m sorry if you suckers believed me when I said you could keep those crappy plans that you supposedly in your ignorance claimed you liked. Well, I’m really only sorry actually that people recorded me saying that ‘promise’ so many times.

There, now all is forgiven.

2 Responses to “I’m Sorry”

1. Julie says:

   November 8, 2013 at 8:19 am

   I’m surprised he didn’t say “I had my fingers crossed” or “Backsies!”

2. Kathy Kinsley says:

   November 8, 2013 at 7:34 pm

   I have one burning question: did he tilt his head?