“I’m Too Sexy For My Car Bus”

…too sexy for the bus, too sexy…

I get that all the time, so I understand completely the burden ‘babe-ness’ is.

German bus driver threatened to throw a 20-year-old sales clerk off his bus in the southern town of Lindau because he said she was too sexy, a newspaper reported Monday.

“Suddenly he stopped the bus,” the woman named Debora C. told Bild newspaper. “He opened the door and shouted at me ‘Your cleavage is distracting me every time I look into my mirror and I can’t concentrate on the traffic. If you don’t sit somewhere else, I’m going to have to throw you off the bus.'”

12 Responses to ““I’m Too Sexy For My Car Bus””

  1. The_Real_JeffS says:

    I’m thinking that would be a fine location for a Dunkin’ Donuts ad!

  2. Mr. Bingley says:

    It would be ironic if her breasts caused a rear-ender.

  3. This kind of thing has to be nipped in the bud!

  4. And the girl screams back at him “stop staring at my implants!”

  5. Mr. Bingley says:

    “Sorry, love, I didn’t realize it was your sweater; I thought it was two fat little boys wrestling under a blanket…”

  6. The_Real_JeffS says:

    BTW, Sis, thanks for keeping us a breast of this situation. One would hate to think that we’uns don’t have a firm grip on the truly important subjects.

  7. Robb Allen says:

    Is that a picture of anyone we know?
    Very titillating story, by the way. I think the bus driver was knockers.

  8. nightfly says:

    Am I allowed to enjoy this story or not?

  9. Mike Rentner says:

    How much you want to bet that the bus driver was a muslim?

  10. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Good point, Mike. Last I heard, Germans weren’t beyond more than a little public “exposure”.

  11. Tainted Bill says:

    Huh? Did someone say something?

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