In Case of an Erection Lasting Longer Than FOUR HOURS

talk to Robb. People say the strangest things to him…

The reason gun nuts are the laughing stock of the sentient universe is that there is no more transparent intellectual dishonesty than that of pro-gun propaganda. Is it because if you were honest with everyone, you’d be forced to admit you all want guns because you’re cowardly bullies consumed by crippling sexual inadequacy, and don’t think anyone’s life is worth more than your inconvenience? Who can blame you? That doesn’t sound quite as noble as all the phony posturing about defending oneself and imaginary rights and bogus cause and effect, does it?

11 Responses to “In Case of an Erection Lasting Longer Than FOUR HOURS…”

  1. Gunslinger says:

    Lovely. Another dull witted hoplophobe with a prick fixation. Same old tired stupid argument with no basis in reality.

    Personally, I blame Freud.

  2. The_Real_JeffS says:

    I larned me anudder word today! Hoplophobe!!
    methinks Steve doth protest too much, and uses Viagra too little.

  3. consumed by crippling sexual inadequacy
    Yes. That would explain why I and all my gun-toting friends have kids.
    Bitter and Zendo Deb don’t have kids. I wonder how they deal with their crippling sexual inadequacy.
    Jeff, you hadn’t heard the word before? It’s a great word.

  4. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Oh, yes, a great word, Ken!

  5. barking spider says:

    Is crippling sexual inadequacy covered under the Americans with Disabilities Act?

  6. memomachine says:

    1. “Sometimes a cigar is a cigar”.
    2. People love firearms and shooting just like people love … golf.
    I’d like the robb allen dweeb to try and make that same argument to golfers.

  7. I’m not sure that poor Robb’s dweeb could deliver the same thoughtful analogy vis a vis GOLF.
    There’s Scotsmen involved, for one.

  8. Robb Allen says:

    While I’m definitely a dweeb, I’m not the dweeb that made that statement. I’m the dweeb that posted the other dweeb’s penile… I mean juvenile screed and laughed at him.
    Just so we’re clear

  9. RebeccaH says:

    Yes! I suffer from crippling sexual inadequacy because I have no penis at all! That’s why I need a gun! And no one’s life is worth my inconvenience! Especially at 2 AM when I’m 156 miles from home and have to go into a megatruck stop for coffee and a pee, so don’t block the aisles!

  10. memomachine says:

    “Just so we’re clear”
    Sir, never try to confuse me with facts. 🙂

  11. Jaded says:

    I love guns and as a woman I have not to date had a “prick” problem….I do have a I will kick your ass and shoot you with my weapon if you “f**k” with me problem.

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