Insta Schminsta!

Our beloved Susanna has got that most fashionable of links…a Manolo-lanche!
Woo-Hoo! Congratulations!

8 Responses to “Insta Schminsta!

  1. (I am SICK and a lovely puce with JEALOUSY!)

  2. Ken Summers says:

    A Manolo-lanche? Is that good or bad?

  3. C’est bon! TRES bon! Zee Susanna, she eez now a goddess to mine eyes.

  4. Susanna says:

    I did feel kind of special.
    So I treated myself to a couple of extra expletives while watching Anderson Pooper-Scooper last night. (“Democrats compare evacuation efforts in Lebanon to Katrina!”)
    I even celebrated by using the “C” word to describe a smug, blonde American woman (in tennis whites and 5+ carat diamond ring) who had been evacuated to Cyprus with her three children. She had nothing nice to say about the embassy or the Marines who pulled her motherchristing skinny ass out purgatory. (“I called and I called and I called FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF!”)

  5. Mr. Bingley says:

    “Oh my gawd, I broke a nail getting into the helicopter. And the facist Marine didn’t even have a file! What are the taxes I avoid paying going for, I ask you?”

  6. Susanna says:

    Nope, not that “C” word. C-U-Next-Tuesday? My husband was laughing because he said he knew that if I were in the same room with her that my hands would be around her neck. (Maybe the Marines would look the other way?)
    Apparently the taxes you avoid paying for are going to pay for said evacuation. Since evidenty the gov’t isn’t going to make folks reimburse them for extracting fat from the fire.
    P.S. I got her name. Googled it. Nothing. Probably lives in Greenwich. Or Saddle River. But what DOES one do with a surname like Nsouli in such places?! Change it to Nelson?

  7. (who had been evacuated to Cyprus with her three children
    OH holy CRAP, my existential cosmic sister! Did you just see what I posted as YOU were typing in the comments? BWAHAhahahaha!)

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