Is That A Smoked Turkey In Your Pocket?

Or are you just happy to see me?

Coming from his fly were eight bags of shrimp, eight rib-eye steaks, a package of smoked turkey and an undisclosed number of baby back ribs.

5 Responses to “Is That A Smoked Turkey In Your Pocket?”

1. JeffS says:

   December 20, 2011 at 10:35 am

   This adds new meaning to “Bringing home the bacon”!

2. Syd B. says:

   December 20, 2011 at 10:47 am

   …Witnesses reported the man screamed as the store manager held the thief down while an employee removed the last item from his pants. A sausage.

3. aelfheld says:

   December 20, 2011 at 11:39 am

   [reference to Good Morning, Vietnam goes here]

4. Ave says:

   December 21, 2011 at 10:06 am

   Guess now they have to rename that store the “Food Loin”.

5. Mr. Bingley says:

   December 21, 2011 at 10:20 am

   oooooh, Ave, Zing!