Is That A Smoked Turkey In Your Pocket?

Or are you just happy to see me?

Coming from his fly were eight bags of shrimp, eight rib-eye steaks, a package of smoked turkey and an undisclosed number of baby back ribs.

5 Responses to “Is That A Smoked Turkey In Your Pocket?”

  1. JeffS says:

    This adds new meaning to “Bringing home the bacon”!

  2. Syd B. says:

    …Witnesses reported the man screamed as the store manager held the thief down while an employee removed the last item from his pants. A sausage.

  3. aelfheld says:

    [reference to Good Morning, Vietnam goes here]

  4. Ave says:

    Guess now they have to rename that store the “Food Loin”.

  5. Mr. Bingley says:

    oooooh, Ave, Zing!

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