Is That Why It Comes
…in a plain brown wrapper?
…That is not what this DVD is about. What it is exactly is hard to pin down. On the surface, it looks like a yoga video – for about the first 15 seconds. It starts to get weird immediately after words proclaiming “Beginning exercises” appear on the screen.
I’ve taken a fair amount of yoga classes and I have to say, most of these poses were foreign to me. Particularly the ones where you need two other naked ladies to be your partners. Particularly if all of the participants are doused in glycerin that is supposed to look like sweat. Particularly if the three of you are on a giant rotating disc. And especially if you have trouble seeing each other because of the fog machine.
Fun | Mr. Bingley | 
January 4, 2008 1:51 pm
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Hand-picked by Dr. Leonard himself, no doubt. Hand-something, anyway.
“And if you’re simply looking for three naked, sparkling ladies stretching together on a rotating cushion in the fog, well, that’s your business.”
She says that as if there’s something wrong with it.
Not ‘wrong’, Mr. Summers ~ just not what she was looking for. Her husband, schmaybe. Just not her.
Ken, why not buy a copy, and post a review? I’m sure everyone wants to see your interpretation of three naked ladies demonstrating a variation of yoga.
Nah…porn doesn’t come in plain brown wrappers anymore because anyone who’d be ashamed would be a prude, and these days we put the prudes in the plain brown wrappers instead.
Er, um, or so I’m told. 😉