Is THIS Not a BEAUTIFUL Tweet?
Suspect in custody. Officers sweeping the area. Stand by for further info.
— Boston Police Dept. (@Boston_Police) April 20, 2013
Oh, yes. Kudos to the Boston PD, who acted MAGNIFICENTLY.
Sierra Hotel, guys.
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Yeah, well, sort of, I guess: 1000+ cops chasing him in a small area and he’s found by a homeowner, not the cops.
Kinda sorta indeed, Mr. Bingley. Kinda sorta, indeed.
Dang it all, I just woke up and recalled this dream. Probably shouldn’t have jotted it down here, but I couldn’t find my dream pad….
MSNBC REPORTS BREAKING NEWS:
Joe: I’ve been reviewing the films, pictures, contacting secret sources and other evidence available exclusively to us open-minded and wise journalists. It appears to me that this poor misguided kid was concealed in a White Boat covered in a White tarp. Doesn’t that tell you that the KKK was giving him cover?
Mika: Absolutely Joe.
Joe: Well, since we agree Mika, doesn’t that mean everyone agrees that White Boats should be outlawed?
Mika: Absolutely Joe. Let’s go do another show at the Fish House. Lots of White Boats there. Ratings through the roof!
Joe: They do have good food.
I kept switching back and forth between Fox and CNN last night, as I needed the comic relief CNN offered from the real news, and when the perp was aprehended, CNN was going on and on a out hiw Obama wouldn’t allow him to be tried as a terrorist and hiw the Boston police would be ordered to Mirandize him before questioning him. Looks like Barry’s own DOJ stepped on his dick on this one.
And which hospital are they taking the little shit to? Beth Israel Deaconess! Could they have chosen a better place to take him, I think not.
gregor, speaking of the Comedy News Network did you see this?
And while we’re at it, we could perhaps invite the suspect to the Hotel California? (“You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave…”)